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Let us meet this most beautiful and esteemed lady, Ms. Zuri Okoty, all decked out for the glow up gala and looking fabulous, although how she's holding her head up is anyone's guess because it looks like her designer Vaughn Sawyer took a private billionaire rocket ride up to the moon and brought back actual chunks to fashion into those gigantic earrings she's wearing! Yikes! But you know what? You gotta take chances in life and if anyone is gorgeous enough to pull it off its

Let's meet Kumi, the maladjusted twin sister of the Angelic Yuri that we met last week. Kumi comes not with a sweet little microphone but with a big black 80's hair metal style glitter guitar that Gene Simmons would be proud of - with real strings and a whammy bar that moves, it's a cool miniature.

And here is the next employee of the new Tokyo NuFace office. Her name is Yuri, she has an evil twin sister named Kumi, and she was apparently the original sculpt for the other famous NuFace twins, Lilith and Eden Blair, whom I adore. But I think Integrity has changed her sculpt to make it more particular to Yuri and her sister now, and not just a blank of the Blair sisters. There's some Integrity Toys history here that I did not witness and can only report but I have come to

April 10, 2025 Is that silver? It's kind of silver... Meet the somewhat not some peoples' thing, somewhat beloved new mascot for Nuface's...

March 13, 2025 We foster a no pressure sales environment here at Lawrence & Co. May I introduce you to Miss Lark Lawrence, as you can...

February 21, 2025 Well, what's all this hub bub? This Imogen Lennox came to me with a whole bunch of pre-conceived opinions and ideas...